Name: Flor de Oliva Original Toro
Country: Nicaragua
Shape: Parejo
Size: (6 inches x 50)
Strength: Medium
The doorbell rings.
You let the old friend in.
“Come in, come in!
Where have you been?
Come in, old friend,
and have a cigar.”
He comes with a gift
— a bottle of Scotch.
“Thank you!
You didn’t have to!
I’ll open it now!”
You bring him the humidor.
“Here,” you say,
“Choose one that you love.”
“You have good taste,” he says,
“Please, choose one for me.”
You light one up,
and he lights one up.
You pour the Scotch,
and then you pour some rum.
Politics,
philosophy,
work,
and women.
You drink, you smoke, you talk,
you talk
until the night ends.
Bored Absurdist 