Romeo Y Julieta Short Churchill Cigar Review. Beirut, Lebanon.

Have a Cigar: Romeo Y Julieta Short Churchill

Name: Romeo Y Julieta Short Churchill

Country: Cuba

Shape: Parejo

Size: Robusto (4 7/8 inches x 50)

Strength: Medium

It was a hot Wednesday night, and we were having dinner outdoors at Cinco in Broummana. In a bubble of loud and bassy music, I lit the Romeo Y Julieta Short Churchill, my first Cuban cigar ever.

After the first few puffs, I took a deep breath, and it felt like I inhaled the night. It was wonderful.

Medium flavored and perfectly balanced, I smoked this cigar until my fingers burned. I paired it with Famous Grouse Smoky Black at first, and then I switched to pilsner. Both went pretty well with it.

I inhaled the night.
I inhaled the night like I used to in Hamra
but this time in Broummana.

The year: 2021.
The month: July.
Temperature: Hot.
Humidity: High.

Bars and restaurants were swarming with
hungry, horny, thirsty
people (hedonistic automatons)
as usual
as if Covid-19 was already history,
as if the Lebanese pound was strong and stable,
as if the Beirut port explosion never happened,
blah, blah, (I’m so drunk writing this)
and all the brouhaha.

Cars honked at high heels and tight dresses.
The valets then took those cars and parked them in parallel universes.

I inhaled the night.

I could smell the perfumes of rivals in a love triangle.
I could smell the sweat of the working-class, the hard workers.
I could smell garbage and sulfur.

The ghosts of
the dreams and desires of my generation
filled my lungs.

I needed to burn something.
I needed a smoke.

The hostess took me to the table
where my friends were sitting,
chit-chatting, already moving
to the beat.

That night,
I tasted what Lebanon could have been,
and I tasted my first Cuban cigar.

“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”

As the electronic beats’ vibrations massaged my glutes,
I smoked, and
I observed the night.

I saw Beauty in a long-term relationship with Sadness.
I saw Past and Present sitting on high stools facing one another,
smoking cigarettes and sharing memories.
There was a third stool at their table, but it was empty.

I drank. I observed.
I ordered many drinks, and I drank
while I observed.

Yes, well, it seemed everyone was outdoors
living in a bubble of loud and bassy music
as if they weren’t suffering, or mourning, or dying.

There was life.
But where the music did not reach, life did not either.

Hedonists everywhere! And I was a hedonist
partying like
après moi, le déluge.
Every now and then, one must party like
après moi, le déluge.

So, I drank until everybody was drunk.

But though we were partying like free spirits,
I knew we weren’t free at all.
We were, in fact, afraid of freedom.
We were, in fact, only acting like we were free.

Paulo Freire said it right in Pedagogy of the Oppressed.
“Freedom is acquired by conquest, not by gift.
It must be pursued constantly and responsibly.”

Drink Responsibly,” the sign said.
(I’m so drunk writing this.)

And “It is solely by risking life that freedom is obtained,” Hegel said
in one of his books.
But we are not ready to risk anything.
We lost everything.
We don’t have the means to risk anything.

Let me tell you,
the air was so humid all foreheads shined like stars.

Have a Cigar: Quorum Classic Double Gordo

Name: Quorum Classic Double Gordo

Country: Nicaragua

Shape: Parejo

Size: Gordo (6 inches x 60)

Strength: Full

This isn’t the first cigar I ever had, but it’s the first cigar I really enjoyed smoking.

Accompanied by a glass of Laphroaig 10, I smoked this Quorum Classic Double Gordo while reading on the balcony of the hotel room at InterContinental Mzaar.

A cool breeze caressed me sporadically as the dusk fell slowly. As I waited for my fiancée to get dressed for her birthday party, I nursed my drink and smoked my cigar like a general who had just won a war.

The book I was reading was Jean-Jacques Rousseau’s Discourse on the Origin of Inequality. “We covet knowledge merely because we covet enjoyment,” I read. And I immediately smiled. The Laphroaig was working. Though that was surely not what Rousseau meant when he was writing it, his words are especially true when it comes to single malts and cigars, I thought. We desire knowledge because we desire a more pleasurable experience. Knowledge massively enhances the taste. The more you learn about single malts and cigars, the better they taste.

Half the taste is the story, and consuming stories makes us human.

This six inch Gordo I was smoking lasted for about an hour. And when it was finally done, I enjoyed its aftertaste for a moment before washing my mouth with another dram of whisky.

If I ever become a full-time cigar aficionado, you can say that this was the turning point. My cigar journey starts here.

Quorum Classic is an affordable and tasty cigar. I have one on my desk as we speak, and I know that I’ll light it very soon.

I Despise the Civil War Generation

“How can we free ourselves from being dominated by people from the past who still retain a shadow of power in the world of space, without soiling ourselves by coming into contact with their lives (we can use the soap of word-creation), and leave them to drown in the destiny they have earned for themselves, that of malicious termites?” —from “Subjects for Discussion” by Velimir Khlebnikov
——
Why do we have old men running the country?
You know, I despise the civil war generation.

When they were young
and the world was theirs,
they chose to slaughter each other.

Our parents and grandparents:
murderers, rapists, thieves,
propagandists, cowards,
idiots.

And the warlords they used to worship
still sit on thrones made of blood and feces.

I don’t care what they stood for.
I don’t care what they fought for.
Obviously, they failed
as I see no victors.

I would rather have
a coder or a gamer run the country.
A bartender or a young Uber driver would do, too.
Not food for worms.

The present — today — is the “future” that the civil war generation built.
This is their future.
Our future is tomorrow.
And tomorrow is a party which they wont — and cannot — attend.
(They’ll be bribing the ferryman
and drinking from Lethe.)

Their time is up, brothers and sisters.
Don’t let them guide you, advise you, teach you.
Because if they do, history will repeat itself.
Their wisdom is as valuable as our Lira.

So I say to you,
Respect your parents and grandparents, yeah,
but make sure you destroy the walls of hate that they have built.
You have to teach them because they cannot see.
The lenses they wear are old and dusty.

They must be reminded that the consequences of today
come from the mistakes of the past.
They are guilty.

The rewards of tomorrow will sprout
from the solutions of today.
And it’s up to you.
You.

Old men!
“We have broken the locks and see what your freight cars contain: tombstones for the young.”
——
Քեզ պէտք է հոգեփոխուել, իսկ դա նշանակում է, թէ դու պիտի դառնաս հակապատկերը հայրերիդ:
— Գարեգին Նժդեհ