October 2, 2024: Stupidity Is Masculine

In Nietzsche’s Human, All Too Human, we read:

The unfeminine. “Stupid as a man,” say the women; “Cowardly as a woman,” say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unfeminine.

Reading this, we immediately grasp the following: that stupidity is a masculine trait. And who is brave enough to disagree? Does this not explain one of the greatest memes ever? “Hold my beer,” the meme says. But it means, “I’m about to do something stupid.”

It’s how men have fun.

Think of your friends now, my man. The manliest is the one who’s willing to unleash his inner stupidity in order to have a good time.

“Let’s do something stupid,” great men say all the time.

The man who’s never willing to make an ass of himself is unmasculine. He is half-man and half-loser. Chances are he doesn’t have a lot of friends.

Any man who has had “guy time” or has used the phrase “out with the boys” instinctively knows this. Stupidity is what fuels the good time men have when they’re at a safe distance from women.

They crack open a cold one, and the good times begin.

July 11, 2024: Last Night’s Headstone

Another unplanned hangover.

This hangover is the headstone of last night’s “Let’s have another round of beer” loop. (And don’t forget the tequila shots.) Imagine three men in their mid-thirties talking about the dos and don’ts of pregnancy over a beer, or two, or three, or that last number that comes before “I lost count how many beers we had.” That’s how ridiculous last night was. If the conversation we had suddenly appeared in a movie, I’d stop watching the movie. You should’ve been there to see us talk like experts, like a bunch of wasted obstetricians. What were we trying to prove? And, most importantly, now that I’m thinking about it, who won? 

Overall, I blame the tequila shots (that I really wanted to drink). But it was a good night nonetheless. It really was. On last night’s headstone, we can boastfully carve the epitaph: “We did what we wanted to do,” i.e., we had another round of beer ad infinitum

Bzommar Red Wine

Lebanese Wines: Couvent Notre Dame de Bzommar Cuvée des Moines Vin Rouge 2021

Name: Bzommar Cuvée des Moines Vin Rouge 2021
Type: Red Wine
Grapes: N/A
Year: 2021
Country: Lebanon
Region: Keserwan
Date Consumed: May 28, 2024

Our Lady of Bzommar is where I was baptized. It’s also where I got married in the summer of 2021. So, naturally, I can be biased when talking about the wine they make there. But you’ll have to believe me when I say that the wine is worth trying. It may not be the best wine in Lebanon, but it’s also very far from being the worst. This wine, in particular, is sweet and comes with notes of ripe red and black fruits, subtle hints of spices, and a harmony of other notes. I’d pair it with raw nuts, cooked chestnuts, and (Christmas) desserts.